Matt is a complete sexual reject. He was a virgin until the ripe old age of 29 when he lost his virginity to a prostitute. Guess how long it lasted? Less time than it took you to read this sentence. Matt is so pathetic and shy around women that the only type of attention he can really get from them is when he pays for it, just like with this clip. Watch me mock and tease Matt for being the sad loser he is with lots of sexy up skirts and brutal verbal humiliation.
