80643 - Free Rent

I am your sexy roommate. You send me a text regarding our shared apartment. You hate living with me. I am loud, come in at all hours of the night, don't clean and hardly pay my rent on time. It is your plan to kick me out for good and get a new roommate. Once I sit down and hear you are going to kick me out I devise a plan. There is no way you are kicking me out, in fact you are lucky to live with me. You are lucky to share a shower with me, share a home with me and have me around. I refuse to let you kick me out and believe that I shouldn't have to pay rent at all. It doesn't stop there, not only am I not paying rent I plan to make you my little bitch behind closed doors!

80643 - Free Rent