Hey loser - you really got a tiny tiny dick! What a pathetic little thing! That dick is so small, one could easily mistake you for a girl! And you know what? We’ll make that even more clear! You’ll go to the store and buy some girl clothes. You’ll ask the shop assistant to pick out some nice girly clothes - and when she asks who they’re for you’ll answer honestly - that you’re buying them for yourself because you’ve such a small dick that you’re a girl from now on. Of course she’ll laugh about you … laugh like she never laughed before - just like I do!