Get over here, boot slave! Look at these dirty boots - the deep tread is full of mud - and the rest of the boots is also really dirty. Get your tongue out and start licking, eat all the mud from my boot soles! I want you to lick out every last bit of dirt - or I'll stomp the dirt out on your face! And trust me - with these boots you don't want that for sure! Oh, and look - there's a gum stuck to the tread - I must have stepped on that on the street. And of course you'll eat that as well!