You look jealous, hubby! Does the thought of me going out with an older, richer man drive you insane with envy? Does it piss you off? How does it feel to hear about how my date is going to go? You're too weak to do anything about my infidelities! In fact, it may even turn you on. Who knows? Either way, he is everything you aren't. He's better in every way, even though he is older.
