Do you like my navy blazer, my vibrant blue sweater and my smart, blue striped tie? Does it make your dick hard? Does it make you want to wank your dick? I'm sure it does. Let me inspect you first. Let's make sure your top button is fastened and your necktie is nice and straight. Yes, I think you're ready. Now, use one hand to grip your cock and the other to tickle your balls, and start stroking. Grip it tightly and stroke it fast. Let me show you by stroking my tie. Just like this. Be careful not to get your tie cummy. Or maybe you do want to do that! Yes, I think you want to spunk on your tie! Show me how much spunk you have and maybe next time I'll let you cum on my tie.
