Why get a puppy if there is such a great slave at your disposal? He will lick your feet (both bare and in shoes) and even wag his tail when you feed him anything even an old piece of bread squashed under your soles will do. Besides, he can do a thing no doggie will ever agree to take feel free to use this motherfuckers mouth as an ashtray! Great pet, eh? Dont forget to train him hard though!