Hey there, garbage slave ... how do you feel? Is it cold out here in my garage in the winter? Don't worry, you won't have to endure it much longer ... garbage collection day is soon ... and the garbage truck compactor will end your suffering! But today, you'll still live in my garbage can ... and I'll feed you some more disgusting trash ... kitchen scraps, rotten food, covered in mold ... stinky disgusting stuff ... and you know what they say ... you are what you eat! :-D And not all the trash will be organic ... I also have to empty my bathroom trash, my ashtrays and my vacuum cleaner! And you'll be buried under all of that. Enjoy your meal, loser ... probably your last meal before the garbage collection comes!
