Are you ready for your saddle training? Last time you didn't really perform properly - and therefore I brought my riding crop today. Trust me, you don't want to get to feel it with full power! I know the life as a saddle is hard - the smothering, the weigh, the hard fabric of the jodhpurs on your nose and lips, the brutal bouncing - but you'll learn to endure it - to endure it for me! It will get easier for you to endure this suffering once you've accepted your position - embracing your new life as a saddle - maybe you'll even be able to enjoy this great view then!
